I've been working on 'The New York Times' crossword puzzle on the subway. I can make it until about Wednesday. — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
The fact of the matter is, it's hard to find good movies, period. — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
Being born on Halloween, there's always a party. It's a convenient birthday because you don't really have to organize a party. — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
Most people, if they recognize me, 'Stifler's mom' are the first two words out of their mouths. It's as if that was my name.… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
Everyone seems to relate to the awkwardness of being a teenager, or even a 30-year-old. — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
I hate when people think just because they get a few rejections in the business, they can't do it. I think that is part… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
I would love to be in a Paul Thomas Anderson movie, I'd love to do television with Jerry Seinfeld or Michael Richards, who I… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
I read a lot of news online, but I like buying a paper because I'll read an article I wouldn't normally read. And more… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
I'm terrified I might one day turn into Brad Garrett. It's an absolutely horrific thought. But from the show's point of view, behind all… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
There was all these breasts flying around and bootie shaking and all these women were naked running around but I did it because I… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
It's kinda like there's always a party going on anyway. You don't have to plan your birthday too much, because the whole world's having… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
I've been lucky enough to be too busy for TV because if I'm not, I'll get stuck in front of it. — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
