I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies. — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
I was bored at college, so I put $10 in a jukebox in this place where people played ping-pong and pool. I put in $10 of 'Jingle Bell Rock,' and this was back in the '90s, so it played 'Jingle… — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video.… — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
I have a swastika tattoo on my arm, but it's just because I like right-hand turns. — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad… — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have. — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds. — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
I just always wrote songs as a side hobby. So it was sort of a natural thing to write comedy songs. But when I… — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, 'ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,' I didn't pay attention to… — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you… — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
I was bored at college, so I put $10 in a jukebox in this place where people played ping-pong and pool. I put in… — Kyle Dunnigan Copy Share Image
