“Elliot: How's it goin'? J.D.: Well, my bike is rusty, I haven't been able to feel my genitals since they first touched water, and the only thing I've had to eat all day is a half a jellyfish. Why are… — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
I like the end of the year to be about something. Especially with younger shows, the network pushes you to make self-contained episodes; they… — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
“J.D.: Elliot, I'm thirty years old; I'm single, I'm homeless, and I'm pretty sure I just soiled myself. Elliot: Why don't you just move… — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
To me, in retrospect, it was amazing that 'Seinfeld' was a show that had such mass appeal. At first it was a disaster in… — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
“The Janitor: You're the only one around here that treats me like a real person. Elliot: What did you say? The Janitor: There was… — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
I love television; I specifically love having a dumb character on a TV show. — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
I believe that 99 percent of successful TV shows change an immense amount from the pilot to the tenth or twelfth episode. — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
My friends back from the East Coast jokingly call me 'Hollywood,' and they assume I'm out at Hollywood parties, but I'm a domesticated guy… — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
“JD/Dr Cox: The second you start blaming yourself for people's deaths, there's no coming back.” — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
“Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring. [points to self]” — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
The landscape is television has changed so much, because there are so many outlets, that the odds of getting a zeitgeisty hit - you… — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
I think that the problem with network television is that they cling to the whole business model like they are clinging to the side… — Bill Lawrence Copy Share Image
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