“I peer at them, noticing that they all say things like “A STEAL AT $ 3,999!” or “THEY DON’T MAKE ’EM ANYMORE” or “PURRS LIKE A TIGER CUB.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
My cat does this thing where he's so happy to see me that he repeatedly smashes his face into my face and purrs like a literal pig. — Kate McKinnon Copy Share Image
