I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I love scripts about relationships, and I love to see puppy love evolving into this mature love and communication. — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
We have a puppy named Lucy... two cats... goldfish... and Louis, our lop earred rabbit. — Julia Barr Copy Share Image
“No one likes to shove a puppy away, but when it starts humping your leg, you have to.” — J.S. Scott Copy Share Image
I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog. — Davy Crockett Copy Share Image
“You’re like an oceanic Lassie.” My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
I taught writing for a while and whenever somebody would tell me they were going to write about their dad, I would… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I have a really small puppy, Georgie, and one of my favorite things is to take her to the park and play… — Emily Alyn Lind Copy Share Image
“Why couldn't I have puppy love? I only seem to have "I can't decide if I want to rip your throat out… — Andrea Cremer Copy Share Image
Sweeping from butcher's stalls, dung, guts, and blood, Drown'd puppies, stinking sprats, all drench'd in mud, Dead cats, and turnip-tops, come tumbling… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
Is puppy love the reason so many Americans are blind to the incompetence and waste of Republicans - who at a minimum… — Margaret Carlson Copy Share Image
No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The moment I do any puppy dog acting, I think the joke is dead. It's in the truth of how I play… — Jason Gann Copy Share Image
If a picture wasn't going very well I'd put a puppy dog in it, always a mongrel, you know, never one of… — Norman Rockwell Copy Share Image
When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog's rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and… — Corey Ford Copy Share Image
You said you'd kiss me if I lost Tank." --- "You want me to kiss you?" Oh boy. "You were happy I'd… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I shudder to think. I might wear lace collars and laugh flower petals and pearls. People might try to pat me. I… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
I just read a book on how to get control of my time and therefore of my life. My time has always… — Patrick F. McManus Copy Share Image
Kids are without a doubt the most suspicious diners in the world. They will eat mud (raw or baked) rocks, paste, crayons,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
As a young kid I assumed that everybody was sort of on the same wavelength as I was and then I found… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
...But he was a good landlord. When my heater stopped working in mid-December, it took him only two weeks to get it… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy! — Emmy Rossum Copy Share Image
“He ran from one side of the cage, and then back again, which was not very far. It was far only if… — Michael Delaware Copy Share Image
Training a puppy is like raising a child. Every single interaction is a training opportunity. — Ian Dunbar Copy Share Image
The best way to get a puppy is to beg for a baby brother and theyll settle for a puppy every time. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
“We could be having a good or a bad day and Bear would give you a warm greeting that could melt your… — J. Wesley Porter Copy Share Image
