“Okay,” I said again, “so I won’t totally delete my accounts and attempt to melt into the earth and cut out a big red letter P to wear on my chest every time I leave the house.” “It was an… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“It’ll happen sooner than you think. Today was as much blowback as you’re gonna get, I bet.” “Great, then you can expect amazing GIFs… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“The doorbell rang. Mo’s head whipped back so fast I thought she might break her neck. She looked like she was trying to x-ray the ceiling, which was a little intense even for Mo. Finally, for the first time since the show started, she looked straight at me. “Are you going to get that?” Her jaw looked tight. “Jonathan can.… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share
“Doing this would be like starting with a paper cut and trying to bandage it with a machete.” — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“When you sing, do little birds come and do your hair for you? I swear, Kyle, you’re the most sunshiney person I’ve ever met.” — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“Rachel,” Dad said as I was rushing out the door. I turned, fingers tapping my impatience out against my leg. “There’s no such thing… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“(From Rachel): Just sayin: Mary should come with a warning label. “May cause massive anxiety and an inability to get a word in edgewise.… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“Rachel, you need to look at this one.” “I don’t need to do anything.” “Okay, let me rephrase. I would like you to look… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“Wasn’t it enough that my total social annihilation had bought him overnight fame—couldn’t he just leave the deluded idiot alone now, like he’d promised?… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“It was like she’d pulled curtains over her eyes. That smile: a locked door. And I didn’t know what words were the key.” — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“Okay,” I said again, “so I won’t totally delete my accounts and attempt to melt into the earth and cut out a big red… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“...will they . . . will I be . . .” I couldn’t get out the tail end of the thought; it was like… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“(From MO-MO): Did I ever mention how much I hate Europeans? (To MO-MO): That’s racist. (From MO-MO): You can’t be racist against a continent.… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
