Punchline Quotes · Page 2

“Civilians enjoy their time because soldiers sacrifice their time.”

— Amit Kalantri

Just so you can know, there is no one above my belt, Weezy F. Baby and the F is for fuck themselves

— Lil Wayne

“When you were making excuses someone else was making enterprise.”

— Amit Kalantri

Nigga we in charge, baby put me in charge, and I'm just murdering niggas free of charge.

— Lil Wayne

Leave you in the middle of nowhere like the letter 'H.'

— Copywrite

Its a cold world and am hot headed so I dont need a head warmer.

— Mode 9

“With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Sometimes I feel like the punchline of God's favorite joke.”

— Lara McLaughlin

“The purpose of a profession is to fulfil the personal wishes of a prospect.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.”

— Amit Kalantri

“The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.”

— Amit Kalantri

“If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.”

— Amit Kalantri

“The mistakes of the world are warning message for you.”

— Amit Kalantri

Im special with decimals. I'm tryna get my point across.

— Chiddy Bang

Niggas try'n to kick it but no I don't play soccer, I'm all about my cake my try'na marry Betty Crocker.

— Lil Wayne

“Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.”

— Amit Kalantri

The chosen one, from the land of the frozen sun where drunk nights get remembered more than sober ones.

— Talib Kweli

“A powerful process automatically takes care of progress, productivity and profits.”

— Amit Kalantri

“An old fashioned outfit is not a costume, it's a comedy.”

— Amit Kalantri

“A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.”

— Amit Kalantri

“The smell of the sweat is not sweet, but the fruit of the sweat is very sweet.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.”

— Amit Kalantri

“In modern times couples are more concerned about loyalty than love.”

— Amit Kalantri

You going PLAY or you going to WIN!!!!!

— MrAwesome

Ask beavis I get nothing but butt-head.

— Big L

“During a conversation, listening is as powerful as loving.”

— Amit Kalantri

“You cannot choose your face but you can choose your dress.”

— Amit Kalantri

I'll serve anyone like a blind waiter.

— Lil Wayne

No one has crush on me. I am too strong to be crushed. ( ._.)

— Boiral Da P

Fill you with so much lead you can use your dick as a pencil.

— Big L

“If they were the jokes, I was the punch line.”

— Kimberly Novosel

“An entrepreneur with strong network makes money even when he is asleep.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.”

— Amit Kalantri

I have flushed out the feeling, of me being the shit. Cause I was leaving skid marks, on everywhere I sit.

— Lil Wayne

They ain't super or luigi or Mario, ain't found that power plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower.

— Joe Budden

Welcome all of yall to my dark recesses this is where I keep my BARS like bathtub ledges.

— Lupe Fiasco

“During your struggle society is not a bunch of flowers, it is a bunch of cactus.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Common man's patience will bring him more happiness than common man's power.”

— Amit Kalantri

“Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.”

— Amit Kalantri