Punching Quotes by Laura Kightlinger

I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?

— Laura Kightlinger

[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a…

— Laura Kightlinger

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone.…

— Laura Kightlinger

I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

— Laura Kightlinger

I get asked to do benefits a lot and I've decided I've got to be a bit more discerning, I can't just do all…

— Laura Kightlinger

I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.

— Laura Kightlinger

I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!

— Laura Kightlinger

I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.

— Laura Kightlinger

I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know…

— Laura Kightlinger

Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.

— Laura Kightlinger

Anything can happen with a razor.

— Laura Kightlinger

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know…

— Laura Kightlinger

The thing that amazes me about getting fired is that nobody ever has anything insightful to say about it. They always say the same…

— Laura Kightlinger

I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.

— Laura Kightlinger

I love eating in it, brushing my teeth and swallowing the toothpaste in it. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm…

— Laura Kightlinger