“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for extra testicles.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Sully's, on South Prospect, was the quintessential biker-bar, complete with hefty, leather-clad Harley worshippers, and stringy-haired heroin-addicted women who made the rounds among the… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Irony of the day: arthritis medication with a cap that old people can't get off, because of their arthritis.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“I will not dumb myself down to make someone else more comfortable with their ignorance.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“If a UFO did land, and invite me onboard, I'd love to have the balls to go in. So, I search the skies for… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“The conundrum of sanity and insanity, is that it serves us to be some of each. It's really only a question of degrees. You… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“I've never seen Salisbury steak on a restaurant menu. It's only in frozen dinners. Is there something we should know about that? What IS… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“I am overweight. But to me, it's fat. I don't have Body Dysmorphic Disorder. When I look in the mirror I don't plunge into… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Regarding Christians who feel they have a free pass on being criticized; When the blind worship of an invisible being and the doctrine of… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Real connection (and if it's LOVE, then real love)--goes beyond those not-so-perfect and superficial and idiosyncratic things that simply make us individuals. The trust… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Faulkner had an egg carton filled with periods and throughout his writing career, used nearly all of them.” — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“Some people have goodness and merit buried deep inside and we glimpse it and see its value but ultimately it's covered by so much… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
“I want to make the choice that gives an accurate impression of who I am; and who I am is someone who wants to… — Kelli Jae Baeli Copy Share Image
