“The Night Vale Unified School District indicated that fewer than one in five tarantulas graduate from high school. Indeed, most spiders never even enroll in public education, choosing to instead spin webs and eat smaller insects.” — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“You know, they always say, “If you’re trying to meet someone, you may never find them. But it’s when you’re not looking, that’s when… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“Everyone in this town is frightening and friendly and kind and awful. But everyone everywhere is.” — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“People die all the time for all different kinds of reasons. I wouldn’t worry if I were you.” — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“A story never stands on its own, but exists in the context of the storyteller.” — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“Remember, this is America. Vote correctly or never see your loved ones again.” — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“There are moments in life in which it is made clear to us how vastly we have misunderstood.” — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“It didn't matter what he said. The world is terrifying. It always is. But Cecil reminded her that it was ok to relax in… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“But here is the truth of nostalgia: We don’t feel it for who we were, but who we weren’t. We feel it for all… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“Many find it difficult to breathe without the atmosphere but we knew how. We just stopped breathing.” — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“Remember: If you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget. The” — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“Diane sometimes hears that Troy is an actuary. Sometimes she hears Troy is a florist. Sometimes she hears Troy is a cop, a toll collector, a professor, a musician, a stand-up comedian. Once, she heard a terrible rumor he became a librarian but she could not imagine Troy becoming the darkest of evil beasts no matter what he had done… — Joseph Fink Copy Share
