I'm not a real big fan of penises. Like my own, whenever I look at it, I just don't find anything attractive… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
There she is, lying in front of me, smoking a cigarette, thinking of something or someone else. And that’s how she is… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
That's just a decision that I made and some friends of mine thought was a good idea and some people within the band thought… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
The beauty of being the person behind the pen is that you get to rewrite history, but people who read my lyrics think they… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
This story never really had a point. It’s just a lull - a skip in the record. We are addresses in ghost towns. We… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
My wife and I have created our own language. We can be at a table with six other people and have an argument without… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
For the most part, I hang out in my back yard with my dog, but there's no paparazzi trying to check that out. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
The only reason you even start a band is so you can hang out with your friends all the time, but somewhere along the… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
He felt like the last bullet in a gun meant for revenge, sealed with a kiss. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
there’s really nowhere else I can go, and even if there were, it wouldn’t make a difference because I’d just be running from myself,… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I wish I had never taken naked pictures of myself on a phone to send to a girl. It's the worst thing ever. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
If you know me you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable, the list goes… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
If you aren't just a little bit depressed, then you aren't paying very much attention to what's going on in the world. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
The only good thing about times of adversity is that you realize who your real friends and fans are - and the rest go… — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
