Happiness is discovering the prune juice your doctor ordered you to drink has fermented. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
Wine, women and song have been replaced by prune juice, a heating pad and the Gong Show. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
