I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Thinking that coding is the nerdy IT guy at work rebooting your computer is like thinking that music is what happens when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A programmer who is not even authorized to make a long distance phone call can never be responsible for a loss of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Creating code that fails with reasonable error messages takes minor effort in the present but provides value forever.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My most cryptic, strange songs might be my most personal, but that isn't how people are going to receive them, because they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A good teammate will give you the proof that their code works, and you should do the same.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In short: developers do not give players enough credit. And maybe even players don't give players enough credit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Senator Kerry decides to join us for an hour, then we may only use one or two brief clips. And use… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The fundamental problem with program maintenance is that fixing a defect has a substantial chance of introducing another. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we can dispel the delusion that learning about computers should be an activity of fiddling with array indexes and worrying whether… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The short moment in the 1980s that it was called a personal computer was when the revolution peaked, and the time we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are more than 9,000 billing codes for individual procedures and units of care. But there is not a single billing code… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The programmer, like the poet, works only slightly removed from pure thought-stuff. He builds his castles in the air, from air, creating… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Freedom 1 includes the freedom to use your changed version in place of the original. If the program is delivered in a product… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So he’d reach into the drawer for the tape with the FLIT debugger and feed that into the computer. The computer would… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All was there-the programme of German resurrection, the technique of party propaganda; the plan for combating Marxism; the concept of a National-Socialist… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you execute a program that retrieves a small subset of rows from a large table, it can be time-consuming for PROC… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“My new friend," she said. "I met him at the farmers' market." Friend? Now there was some code. Suddenly, I realized why… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hurrying, they’ll inject more defects. Since defects take longer to fix than they do to prevent, hurrying will slow you down. Worse… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A study of project and risk management in software projects in the public sector found that an informal partnership between the project’s… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“With a monolithic project, late in the game, we can’t even do much to cut costs. We have already written requirements for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To design, to code, to write is to embrace danger, to plunge ahead into the unknown, making new things out of constantly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best programs are written so that computing machines can perform them quickly and so that human beings can understand them clearly.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't talk like one of them. You're not! Even if you'd like to be. To them, you're just a freak, like me!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Progress is possible only if we train ourselves to think about programs without thinking of them as pieces of executable code. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“the art of writing changeable code requires the ability to write high-value tests.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“An integrated family of application construction tools that automate the Rational Approach throughout the software lifecycle” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Well, yes, software people are terrible at estimating, because humans are terrible at estimating. Let’s not just try harder. Let’s find a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Computers are just a machine that are behaved to train you, not for just making you sit idle and let that freaky… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There are many ways to achieve developer happiness, but making your core business products a playground for developers seeking novelty is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At X-Feer, we teach how to solve problems not how to write a code because that's the most important thing in coding.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Common Core's become a one-size-fits-all program that simply doesn't make sense for our state," Jindal said at a news conference.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Computer science education cannot make anybody an expert programmer any more than studying brushes and pigment can make somebody an expert painter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It’s usually not a good idea to stop doing features entirely, to “clean up” the code. It might be, but I’d bet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
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