Programming Quotes · Page 225

For some reason the football coach of a major college program is seen as one of the leaders of the campus. And…

— Tony Dungy

Given the volume of PC sales and the way McAfee runs its operation, I imagine there must be thousands of phantom subscribers…

— Barton Gellman

I go to the gym twice a day. I take no days off. I do three days of DDP Yoga, and I…

— Goldust

The tools we use have a profound and devious influence on our thinking habits, and therefore on our thinking abilities.

— Edsger Dijkstra

FORTRAN, the infantile disorder, by now nearly 20 years old, is hopelessly inadequate for whatever computer application you have in mind today:…

— Edsger Dijkstra

I have absolutely no idea about space exploration. I'm a software guy. But because I'm a non-expert, I've been able to bring…

— Naveen Jain

We save paradise by an intense education program where you get people that you can trust to talk sanely about the environment…

— Arthur Boyd

The best we can do is strive to minimize the amount of harm we cause by living. We need to eat in…

— Sharon Gannon

Any church program, no matter how impressive, if it is not supported by an adequate prayer program, is little more than an…

— Paul Billheimer

“The U.S. corporate-tax code is an ugly and unusual beast: It imposes the highest top rate in the developed world, but a…

— Anonymous

Apple's iTunes program was once the envy of the world. A combined digital music store and player, it could also sync your…

— Walt Mossberg

The manual for WordStar, the most popular word-processing program, is 400 pages thick. To write a novel, you have to read a…

— Steve Jobs

To be sure, reforming the tax code is not enough. Strengthening the middle class will also require a positive set of policies…

— Neera Tanden

“It has always seemed to me to imply some abstract learning scenario wherein a generic would-be writer is acted upon by unnamed…

— Harris Crenshaw

When you're designing and inventing the way I did, every minute of your life is put - every neuron in your brain…

— Steve Wozniak

“Long live transfinite mountains, the hollow earth, time machines, fractal writing, aliens, dada, telepathy, flying saucers, warped space, teleportation, artificial reality, robots,…

— Rudy Rucker

“There are thousands of codes in the Torah which are decoded by the Talmud.”

— H.W. Charles

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no…

— Anonymous

Defect-free software does not exist.

— Wietse Venema

In times of widespread chaos and confusion, it has been the duty of more advanced human beings--artists, scientists, clowns and philosophers--to create…

— Tom Robbins

It's harder to read code than to write it.

— Joel Spolsky

The Socialists ask what is our program? Our program is to smash the heads of the Socialists.

— Benito Mussolini

“The name itself, Carcosa, sounds like a secret code or something…”

— Ryan Gelpke

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— Me

I loved Arkansas and I loved the program and I loved the people there. I love my state. I always wanted to…

— Peyton Hillis