When a professor insists computer science is X but not Y, have compassion for his graduate students. — Alan Perlis Copy Share Image
Why's my name the Large Professor? Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer. — Extra P Copy Share Image
“Of course he had a female following. Was there anything college girls found sexier than being told what to think?” — Mira Jacob Copy Share Image
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle. — Arthur Schopenhauer Copy Share Image
Professors known as outstanding lecturers do two things; they use a simple plan and many examples. — Wilbert J. McKeachie Copy Share Image
“surveys show that over 90 percent of professors believe that their teaching is above average,” — Derek Bok Copy Share Image
“Conservative professors are more willing to reward the best students and punish the worst.60” — Jonathan Haidt Copy Share Image
When I became a professor of physics circa 1991, I doubled the number of female professors of physics in the U.K. — Jocelyn Bell Burnell Copy Share Image
I studied English at Princeton in the early eighties in what I consider a period of high obscurity. Professors and students ran… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
The professors at Harvard are smarter and more world-renowned, and so your child will learn from a pre-eminent scholar who is a… — Andrew Yang Copy Share Image
There's something melancholy about professors because they're chronically abandoned. They form these lovely relationships with students and then the students leave and… — Josh Radnor Copy Share Image
At Harvard, I got to meet and have dinner with Jamaica Kincaid. Just to have conversations with professors was absolutely amazing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes." "That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly. "Holmes, Moriarty, they both look the same with the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
Bad books on writing tell you to "WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW", a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there… — Joe Haldeman Copy Share Image
Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?" "Yes." "You called her a liar?" "Yes." "You told her He Who Must… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Besides numerous science courses, I had the opportunity to study philosophy, the history of architecture, economics, and Russian history in courses taught… — Stanley B. Prusiner Copy Share Image
I would have the studies elective. Scholarship is to be created not by compulsion, but by awakening a pure interest in knowledge.… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Descartes' immortal conclusion cogito ergo sum was recently subjected to destruction testing by a group of graduate researchers at Princeton led by… — Tom Holt Copy Share Image
Professor Tillman. Most of us here are not scientists, so you may need to be a little less technical.’ This sort of… — Graeme Simsion Copy Share Image
You see, Dad, Professor McLuhan says that the environment that man creates becomes his medium for defining his role in it. The… — Marshall McLuhan Copy Share Image
I can remember the day when all that a professor was supposed to do was to mark "C minus" on students' examination… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Professor Focke and his technicians standing below grew ever smaller as I continued to rise straight up, 50 metres, 75 metres, 100… — Hanna Reitsch Copy Share Image
[Professor Bragg asserts that] In sodium chloride there appear to be no molecules represented by NaCl. The equality in number of sodium… — Henry Edward Armstrong Copy Share Image
It is from Italy that we launch through the world this violently upsetting incendiary manifesto of ours. With it, today, we establish… — Filippo Tommaso Marinetti Copy Share Image
So long as you write what you wish to write, that is all that matters; and whether it matters for ages or… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty… — Eric Foner Copy Share Image
[The Head of Radio Three] had been ensnared by the Music Director of the college and a Professor of Philosophy. These two… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
When I was a little kid wanting to play music, it was because of people like Pete Johnson, Huey Smith, Allen Toussaint,… — Dr. John Copy Share Image
Yet, even for us, there is left some loveliness of environment, and the dullness of tutors and professors matters very little when… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Consider... the university professor. What is his function? Simply to pass on to fresh generations of numskulls a body of so-called knowledge… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
What will happen when my heart stops beating?" Momo asked. When that moment comes," said the professor, "time will stop for you… — Michael Ende Copy Share Image
When you have breakfasted well and fully, if you will drink a big cup of chocolate at the end you will have… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
My grandfather would live to see his children become doctors and ministers, accounts and professors. — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
Many professors are Marxists or other varieties of radicals who hate America. — Phyllis Schlafly Copy Share Image
I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday. — Darren Criss Copy Share Image
I was a constitutional law professor, which means unlike the current president I actually respect the Constitution. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The faculty, from adjunct professors to deans, tell you what to do, what to say, and more ominously, what to think. — Betsy DeVos Copy Share Image
I have known people who are working class or craftsmen, who happen to be more intellectual than professors. — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
I would a great deal rather be anything, say professor of history, than vice president. — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
College professors have two bad traits. They are logical and they are easily flattered. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
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