Professors Quotes by Anonymous

I can't give a Professor love!

— Anonymous

I hate when professors keep you the entire time on the first day of class. Gimme the syllabus and get me out…

— Anonymous

Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.

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Our Headmaster is taking a short break," said Professor McGonagall, pointing at the Snape-shaped hole in the window.

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I—I didn't think—" "That," said Professor McGonagall, "is obvious.

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Professor,” Harry gasped. “Your bird — I couldn’t do anything — he just caught fire —

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Hogwarts is threatened!” shouted Professor McGonagall. “Man the boundaries, protect us, do your duty to our school!

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Whenever the cause of the people is entrusted to professors, it is lost.

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Professor Flitwick had dried himself off and set Seamus lines ("I am a wizard not a baboon brandishing a stick")

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Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with…

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What are we going to do?" asked the Professor. "At this moment," said Syme, with a scientific detachment, "I think we are…

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In March several of the Mandrakes threw a loud and raucous party in greenhouse three. This made Professor Sprout very happy. “The…

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Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier and could have sworn he heard her…

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At Harvard, I got to meet and have dinner with Jamaica Kincaid. Just to have conversations with professors was absolutely amazing.

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Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?" "Yes." "You called her a liar?" "Yes." "You told her He Who Must…

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Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?" "Yes," said Harry stiffly. "Yes, sir." "There's no need to…

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Professor Snape was forcing them to research antidotes. They took this one seriously, as he had hinted that he might be poisoning…

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Professor, why couldn't we just Apparate directly into your old colleague's house?' 'Because it would be quite as rude as kicking down…

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YOU CHEATING SCUM!” Lee Jordan was howling into the megaphone, dancing out of Professor McGonagall’s reach. “YOU FILTHY, CHEATING B —” Professor…

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Hagrid, look what I’ve got for relatives!” Harry said furiously. “Look at the Dursleys!” “An excellent point,” said Professor Dumbledore. “My own…

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As a professor in two fields, neurology and psychiatry, I am fully aware of the extent to which man is subject to…

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The demagogue is usually sly,a detractor of others, a professor of humility and disinterestedness, a great stickler for equality as respects all…

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Miss Granger, you foolish girl, how could you think of tackling a mountain troll on your own? Five points will be taken…

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Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering'…

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Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.…

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It is not the absence of sin but the grieving over it which distinguishes the child of God from empty professors.

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Well, sir, if things are real, they’re there all the time." "Are they?" said the Professor; and Peter did not quite know…

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NO!” The scream was the more terrible because he had never expected or dreamed that Professor McGonagall could make such a sound.

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THIRTY–ZERO! TAKE THAT, YOU DIRTY, CHEATING —” “Jordan, if you can’t commentate in an unbiased way — !” “I’m telling it like…

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“In a comprehensive analysis of data on more than half a million professors, the education experts John Hattie and Herbert Marsh found…

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Where do vanished objects go?" "Into nonbeing, which is to say, everything," replied Professor McGonagall. "Nicely phrased," replied the eagle door knocker,…

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And it’s Johnson, Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still…

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And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was…

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So,” sneered Fudge, recovering himself, “you intend to take on Dawlish, Shacklebolt, Dolores, and myself single-handed, do you, Dumbledore?” “Merlin’s beard, no,”…

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Devil’s Snare, Devil’s Snare . . . what did Professor Sprout say? — it likes the dark and the damp —” “So…

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Everything went pitch-black and the next thing I knew, I was being hurled headfirst out of the room!” “And you didn’t see…

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Of course we still want to know you!" Harry said, staring at Hagrid. "You don't think anything that Skeeter cow - sorry,…

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Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She – er, got a bit shirty with me.…

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Lee Jordan was finding it difficult not to take sides. 'So — after that obvious and disgusting bit of cheating —' 'Jordan!'…

— Anonymous