If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. — Leopold Fechtner Copy Share Image
Now I'm in real trouble. First my laundry called and said they lost my shirt and then my broker said the same thing. — Leopold Fechtner Copy Share Image
I told my broker that as long as he doesn't tell me where my money should go, I won't tell him where he should… — Leopold Fechtner Copy Share Image
My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine's Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little… — Leopold Fechtner Copy Share Image
