We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win. — Barry Crimmins Copy Share Image
We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win. — Barry Crimmins Copy Share Image
Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics. — Barry Crimmins Copy Share Image
The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one. — Barry Crimmins Copy Share Image
A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn't feel so great about ourselves, and… — Barry Crimmins Copy Share Image
You can't hate anybody till you hate yourself and you can't love anybody till you love yourself. — Barry Crimmins Copy Share Image