Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
Hate me for who I am, I don't care. At least I'm not pretending to be someone I'm not. — Kristen Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm the world's worst at reading reviews and then pretending I've read the book. — Abi Morgan Copy Share Image
I hate these actresses-pretending-to-be-lesbians movies. To me, that's just as prurient as a bad violent movie. — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
Go ahead and make up a ton of lies about me. That's way more interesting than pretending Wikipedia has any real information. — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
“Or he was simply pretending—like many drinkers, he liked to think each new day drew a line under the day before.” — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
It may be hidden¦somewhere deep in the heart¦but it wont be forgotten¦those years of being together is not something easy to erase. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone in a position of authority is hysterical, and everyone else is pretending to be asleep. — Samuel R. Delany Copy Share Image
Of course I'm a fake. We're all fakes on this whole world, pretending to be something we're not. We are not just… — Richard Bach Copy Share Image
Normally it is not polite to go into somebody’s room without knocking, but you can make an exception if the person is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We’re multigenerational Squires. (Carl) Which means what? You prance around with tinfoil armor and plastic swords pretending to be knights? (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I'm not the type to look back over my shoulder, or at least I try hard not to be. Gone is gone;… — Tana French Copy Share Image
If MSNBC can get away with casting people like me and Bruce LeVell as paycheck-hungry, desperate sell-outs, then its viewers can go… — Vernon Jones Copy Share Image
Not just in Christian music but also in a lot of Christian culture there is a lot of pretending that everyone is… — Michael Gungor Copy Share Image
It doesn't really matter what people think of me, I should just be connecting with people I really like instead of pretending… — Emily Browning Copy Share Image
My memoir is being published by Beaufort Books and will be available fall of 2015. It's about my unusual life as a… — Lisa Jakub Copy Share Image
I've worked in an office. People are sitting down doing their stuff, or pretending to do their stuff, and they're bored. I've… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I've had problems with my eyes, and my legs hurt if I walk a great deal. That's due to very bad circulation.… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
Mr. Branwell and Mr. Carstairs seem to have no problem cleaning their boots,” Sophie said, looking darkly from Will to Tessa. “Perhaps… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I keep "leave me alone, I'm busy " pretending to work sign with me because my dad once told me to find… — James Monroe Iglehart Copy Share Image
To large numbers of American citizens life in certain parts of the country becomes intolerably hazardous. They may be seized on any… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Romance isn't just about roses or killing dragons or sailing a kayak around the world. It's also about chocolate chip cookies and… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
“At cocktail parties, I played the part of a successful businessman's wife to perfection. I smiled, I made polite chit-chat, and I… — Suzie Burke Copy Share Image
After all, what was adult life but one moment of weakness piled on top of another? Most people just fell in line… — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
