Pretending Quotes by Lauren Child

I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.

— Lauren Child

If somthing is not right or real, dont loss your self. - Clarice Bean Dont look Now

— Lauren Child

“If something is not right or real, don't lose your self.”

— Lauren Child

“She knows that it's not my fault if I don't know how many Zs there are in LOSER.”

— Lauren Child

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a…

— Lauren Child

I say 'Mom, how come you don't change into an evening gown for dinner?' She says 'I do, it's called a bath robe. [...]

— Lauren Child

“You can be completely sure what might happen next.”

— Lauren Child

“RULE 43: IF YOU’VE GOT THE ADVANTAGE – MAKE SURE YOU KEEP IT. She”

— Lauren Child

Then I say, "Let's go and brush our teeth." So Lola says, "But Charlie, I can't brush my teeth because somebody is using my…

— Lauren Child