There's too much pressure for today to be incredible. The tires of my lovemobile are flat. I'm mostly just bummed that nobody will be giving me an adorable puppy wearing a red bow (hint, hint). I'm going to go buy… — Scot Copy Share Image
Dear fake imaginary partner, I would walk five hundred miles to see you. And if necessary, I would walk five hundred more. Your kindness… — Scot Copy Share Image
Dear favorite, You know me better than anyone. And you still like me! Amazing. Anyone who spends time with you is just a little… — Scot Copy Share Image
To someone good, Roses are dead, and Violets are too... If I had the power to rename Valentine's Day, I would call it February… — Scot Copy Share Image
Well, they can't all be great, right? I can think of 1,000 things I'd rather do than acknowledge Valentine's Day. I love myself, and… — Scot Copy Share Image
There's too much pressure for today to be incredible. The tires of my lovemobile are flat. I'm mostly just bummed that nobody will be… — Scot Copy Share Image
