Pregnant Quotes · Page 8

The Universe is either expressing a miracle or is pregnant with the next one.

— Marianne Williamson

I have been pregnant in so many movies it's ridiculous.

— Jennifer Aniston

“I believe in the goddess of mystery. And she’s always pregnant!”

— Victor Robert Lee

I really enjoyed being pregnant up until the point when the terrifying pains began.

— Emma Weymouth

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

— Phyllis Diller

Being pregnant certainly puts a damper on one's social life.

— Anonymous

Nobody wants to see a bejeweled pregnant lady from top to bottom.

— Busy Philipps

I did think I might be perimenopausal rather than pregnant.

— Denise Lewis

Most republicans are against contraception because they don't care about it. You can't get pregnant anally anyway.

— Chelsea Handler

My reflection in the mirror shows me pink and puffy. I thought pregnant women were to supposed to glow. I am not…

— Audrey Niffenegger

There is some risk to increase birth defects if you do a lot of outdoor gardening when you are pregnant. That can…

— Emily Oster

Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'

— Anonymous

“Babe, I’m inked into your skin, and you’re pregnant with my baby. Your time to run away is long gone.”

— Elle Aycart

Being pregnant and becoming a mother are two of the most incredible and rewarding experiences!

— Anonymous

There are two sides to being pregnant. There is the beautiful, wonderful blessing side. The second side - it sucks!

— Tamar Braxton

Summer flings are how people get pregnant. Don't let your time off from school change your whole life. Don't be reckless.

— Anonymous

“I was in way too deep. I was cut in so many places that I felt like I was bleeding out from…

— Alisa Mullen

~I got pregnant, and I was like, 'Oh God, it worked! Oh no!' Chris [Ivery, her husband] and I were super happy,…

— Ellen Pompeo

“You are pregnant, with child, in the family way. People, some of whom you hardly know, will begin to comment on your…

— Amy E. Spiegel

The Greatest Pregnancy Ever is a treasure. It should be the very first thing a pregnant woman reads - in fact, every…

— Christiane Northrup

No, she did not have a history of twins, and we had discussed all of this before she got pregnant. What if…

— Cheryl Tiegs

I always tell my mom I don't have regular problems. I have problems, like, what type of girl is going to say…

— Fetty Wap

We go to the mountain for enlightenment, for self-realization, for adventure, for discovery. It's pregnant with meaning. When people see a mountain,…

— Joe Rohde

All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having…

— Foxy Brown

Whether or not you agree that trimming and cooking are likely to lead on to downright forgery, there is little to support…

— Charles Thomas Jackson

Reform is a good replete with paradox; it is a cathartic which our political quacks, like our medical, recommend to others, but…

— Charles Caleb Colton

“What did your mom say?" "She said I better not be pregnant." Janie snorts. "What the hell is wrong with our parents,…

— Lisa McMann

“Women are females and men are males. According to gynaecologists, women menstruate every month or so, while men, being male, do not…

— Muammar Al-Qaddafi

The problem in today’s economy is that people are typically starting a family at the very time they are also supposed to…

— John Medina

Growing up in rural Utah had a lot of benefits, but in an environment that prized conformity, fit wasn't one of them.…

— L. Todd Rose

As a result of the sufferings and hard labor they endured, the Indians choose and have chosen suicide. Occasionally a hundred have…

— James W. Loewen

The really funny thing is that my mom and my dad never, ever, ever wanted me to be in this businessbut it…

— Ksenia Solo

When the world is pregnant with lies, a secret long hidden will be revealed.

— Mark Mirabello

When I told my mother I was pregnant, I thought she was going to have a heart attack.

— Claudette Colvin

The fact that I'm three months pregnant doesn't change anything.

— Catherine Destivelle

Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.

— Maggie Scarf

Most creative thing I've ever done? Got somebody pregnant.

— Tracy Morgan

Virgo: Your teddy bear will reveal that he is pregnant and will require counseling.

— Sue Limb

I was your typical pregnant lady - pickles and watermelon.

— Morena Baccarin

I graduated law school nine months pregnant and didn't take a job.

— Elizabeth Warren