Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. — Molly Ivins Copy Share Image
Only thing I would love about being pregnant besides the baby is that my boobies grow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dealing with the State Department is like watching an elephant become pregnant. — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
To come to the Oscars for the first time and be seven months pregnant is quite a thing! — Rachel Weisz Copy Share Image
I literally never thought I would be playing a pregnant cis woman earnestly. I thought maybe I'd do that in a sketch… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Every moment comes to us pregnant with a command from God, only to pass on and plunge into eternity, there to remain… — Saint Francis de Sales Copy Share Image
Of course I can do this. I'm pregnant, not brain-damaged. My condition doesn't change my personality. — Christine Feehan Copy Share Image
When I was pregnant for the first time, I could not believe how I gained so much weight. — Sameera Reddy Copy Share Image
I was always taught that a woman's place was in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant. And I'm a firm believer in that. — Jeff Jarrett Copy Share Image
When you're doing sketch comedy and you're pregnant, it's like wearing a giant sombrero in every sketch. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
Being 40 and pregnant with my third child, it's no surprise that the cellulite on my legs got out of control. — Emma Willis Copy Share Image
Probably hundreds of thousands of saved pregnant mothers are going to be going up in the Rapture, and you know good and… — David Berg Copy Share Image
I only knew her for 2 months, the girl is 4 months pregnant, and she is saying she carrying my child, I… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
A part of me isn't like those women who love being pregnant. I love my baby, and I miss that feeling of… — Hilary Duff Copy Share Image
My son, Jett, is two, and when I was pregnant my nose got bigger, so I got a new one. Everything was… — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
Some women work while they are pregnant, but not me. That was a choice I had made. That's when I took a… — Madhuri Dixit Copy Share Image
Man gains wider dominion by his intellect than by his right arm. The mustard-seed of thought is a pregnant treasury of vast… — Edwin Hubbel Chapin Copy Share Image
I am not a historian. I happen to think that the content of my mother's life - her myths, her superstitions, her… — August Wilson Copy Share Image
Usually, when a young girl is pregnant, she drops out of school and concentrates on being a mother. I thought thats what… — Jenni Rivera Copy Share Image
How far would you go for someone you love ? Well, when my grandkids ask me how I pledged my love to… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Tomorrow we go back to normal?" "Sure," Mab said. "It'll be like none of this happened. Except I'll still be pregnant, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
I know that telling the story, there are certain events I want to skip, and certain events I want to hit. The… — Matthew Weiner Copy Share Image
Some professional writers write everyday no matter what and perhaps that's the way it should be done, but it's not the way… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
to become aware of the ineffable is to part company with words...the tangent to the curve of human experience lies beyond the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Individuals of the earlier species had suffered from an almost insurmountable spiritual isolation from one another. Not even lovers, and scarcely even… — Olaf Stapledon Copy Share Image
There are respectable individuals, who from a just aversion to an accumulation of Public debt, are unwilling to concede to it any… — Alexander Hamilton Copy Share Image
Strength is taking charge of your own destiny and not waiting on others to do so. You don’t have to swear and… — Mur Lafferty Copy Share Image
Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman. — Tommy Lasorda Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm 4 months pregnant, and its your baby . — Carlos Banks Copy Share Image
When you're pregnant, you're all gassy, and you're hungry, but then you're nauseous. — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
How can you be a physics major and be shocked when you get pregnant from having sex? — Sister Souljah Copy Share Image
“Good thing about hanging out with a pregnant woman: designated driver by default.” — Amelia C. Gormley Copy Share Image
