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A new pregnancy can feel like a surprise party for the whole family, bringing both excitement and unexpected challenges. Some jokes about juggling a pregnant partner with a restless child, while others reflect on loss and the pressure of expectations. Many share the desire to look cute and fashionable while expecting.

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If I was 16 and Pregnant, I would get a slap. Not a T.V show.

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Congratulations on not getting me pregnant.

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Shout out to the girls that got pregnant tonight and don't know it yet.

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16 & Pregnant? How about 18 and graduated.

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That's why I'm pregnant and you the pappie! Ah ha,

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Being pregnant should have never been a trend!!!

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I don't find it cute being pregnant at 15...

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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

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Being pregnant comes with a lot, a lot of emotions you never realized you had.

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Painting, it is true, was undergoing a series of -isms reminiscent of the whims of a pregnant woman.

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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of…

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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'

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Being pregnant and becoming a mother are two of the most incredible and rewarding experiences!

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Summer flings are how people get pregnant. Don't let your time off from school change your whole life. Don't be reckless.

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Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it!

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If I had to do it all again I'd still marry you because you were pregnant.

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That awkward moment when You find out your teacher is pregnant... its like, woah, you actually have a life? And a husband?…

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First of all, NO I am not bulemic. No no no no not at all. Im 8 weeks pregnant and I have…

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All was there-the programme of German resurrection, the technique of party propaganda; the plan for combating Marxism; the concept of a National-Socialist…

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to become aware of the ineffable is to part company with words...the tangent to the curve of human experience lies beyond the…

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A lot of women are in a crazy exercise cycle; they're so afraid they'll gain weight if they stop, and it's especially…

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Being pregnant certainly puts a damper on one's social life.

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Its sad how MTV went from My Super Sweet 16, to 16 and Pregnant...

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The emotional crying part of being pregnant , is not where its at...

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It's sad how MTV went from my supper sweet 16 to,16 & pregnant ,

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If I was 16 and pregnant I'd get a slap not a TV show.

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Being pregnant don't make you wifey.

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That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is fat or pregnant.

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It's easy being pro-life when you're not the one being pregnant!

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13 and touchin . 14 and lickin . 15 and f*ckin . 16 and pregnant..smh!

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You don't have to worry as much about the oops, I'm pregnant factor when you are sinlge.

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Only thing I would love about being pregnant besides the baby is that my boobies grow.

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I don't see a point in being pleased about being pregnant before you're 21.

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You know what must suck , being pregnant for the whole nine months then something going wrong during labor and the baby…

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I think as a pregnant woman we're all looking for stuff that makes us all look cute and fashionable and feel sexy…

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Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in you.

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Pregnancy used to be a life changing experience, now it's just like 'oh, she's pregnant too?'

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That awkward moment when you congratulate a fat lady for being pregnant...

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I'm proud of my future wife being pregnant, going to school and still have enough energy to talk to me.

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If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant...you need to re-evaluate your life.

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