Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke. — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
A reporter asked the couple, How did you manage to stay together for 65 years?. The woman replied we were born in a time… — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
So many straws, in 1 milk shake glass So many fight, for thori si pepsi So many hands, in 1 chips pack So many… — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
No one falls in love by choice. No one stays in love by chance.its by work. And no one falls out of love by… — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok? Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. If U Didn't Get It… — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
You know when you are in love when you can't fall asleep, reality is finally better than your dreams. — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
Isn't it annoying when people only call you when they need something? That's exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He… — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
If you're having a bad hair day, try not to complain...there's a child out there with cancer who would kill just to have hair. — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
If You Feel That The Distance Between You & ALLAH Has Increased... Remember..! ALLAH Has Not Moved… Even An Inch...!!!! — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
The Greatest Expression Of Love In Today's Age Is The Sound 0f The Telephone Message Beeps From Someone You Love ! — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
