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Pregnancy Quotes by Anonymous

47 Pregnancy quotes by Anonymous

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A teen in the quotes says she’s pregnant again and knows why, while another jokes that a baby isn’t a man’s pointblank. The quotes also mention how drugs, smoking, and school pressure can lead to unwanted teen pregnancies, and they compare changing a condom to changing a diaper.

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I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.

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Being pregnant comes with a lot, a lot of emotions you never realized you had.

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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.

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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.

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A baby is not gone keep a MAN PointBlankPeriod

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Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.

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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

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Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.

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Life is like a pregnancy. You gotta push through all the struggle and fight to get the reward you've been waiting for…

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Girl: I'm ugly! boy: 'i'm pregnant! girl: what? boy: I thought we were naming things that were impossible.

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Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing...Now it's just like... 'Oh wow, she's pregnant too?'

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Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it!

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Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.

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If you can barely afford the pregnancy test, then you definitely can't afford being positive.

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WikiLeaks presents a clear and present danger to the national security of the United States.

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When you create a soul, plant the seeds of love with your thoughts, words, and actions . The soul flourishes among the…

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True love is displayed during pregnancy. Your husband finds you just as passionately attractive even though you're 30 pounds over weight and…

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The instant of birth is exquisite. Pain and joy are one at this moment. Ever after, the dim recollection is so sweet…

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The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never.…

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Teen pregnancy will be at a all time low due to the releasing of Black Ops 2 & Halo 4.

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No language can express the power and beauty and heroism of a mothers love.

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Dear Periods, the only reason I like you is because you're a sign that I'm not pregnant.

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No Child Should Ever Be Referred To As A Mistake..

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There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.

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If I was 16 and pregnant I'd get a slap not a TV show.

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I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.

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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.

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YES, I'm pregnant again. YES, I know what causes it. NO I don't think I've had too many!

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When I was your age, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.

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I'm a Pregasauraus...mess with me and you'll be extinct.

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Before you were born I carried you under my heart. From the moment you arrived in this world until the moment I…

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Admit it, at least once in your life you shoved a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.

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Pregnancy used to be a life changing experience, now it's just like 'oh, she's pregnant too?'

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You're 12, you smoke, you do drugs, you're pregnant and you're known for all the wrong reasons...

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Of course, I have the emotional ups and downs of pregnancy, like crying jags for no reason and then the next day…

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I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.

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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.

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When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?'

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If you're man enough to knock her up...then, you better be man enough to support the child...

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Pregnancy and childbirth make a woman an instant mother. But, all the days that follow thereafter with the love, caring, nurturing, cuddling,…

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