“Well, if pirates are bad, And vampires are worse, Then I pray that as long as I be That though I sing of Vampirates I never one shall see. Yea, if pirates are danger And vampires are death, I'll extend… — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“That should sober him up" "Actually, he hasn't started drinking yet” — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“My last words to him were to assure him that we would bring Sally to join him later. And you know what your dad… — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“Who are you?" "I'm the stuff of your nightmares... Actually, I'm the stuff your nightmares wake up screaming about” — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“So I'm deputizing for the deputy, am I?, asked Connor with a grin.” — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“Well, if pirates are bad, And vampires are worse, Then I pray that as long as I be That though I sing of Vampirates… — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
Death is death. Whether you die smiling or with tears in your eyes, it amounts to the same thing. A whole heap of nothing — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“So how do you make your exit?" she asked. "In a puff of smoke? Or do you just vaporize?" He grinned at her. "Much… — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
“But I know how much you care for me. I read it in the ribbon. Lorcan sighed. Did you really need to read the… — Justin Somper Copy Share Image
