Pothead Quotes

Dave's not here man.

— Chong

Leaf Us Alone!

— Anonymous

Start the day off right with a wake and bake.

— Anonymous

Nothing says 'I love you' like a bag of weed.

— Anonymous

Dont hog that spliff, it doesnt grow on trees man.

— Anonymous

Life is boring without weed.

— Anonymous

Make the most of the hemp, seed and sow it everywhere.

— George Washington

If I get high, stop being so uptight.

— Kid Rock

Start the day right with a wake and bake.

— Anonymous

Happy 420, pass the Dutchie pon the left hand side.

— Anonymous

I was about to write a good quote but then I got high and forgot it.

— Anonymous

Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

— Anonymous

Weeeeeed Is For PotHeads! Listen Your Not A Pothead, So Give It To Me?( :

— MaddisonnDoppest

If You Pass Out Immediately After Smoking, Your Not A Pothead

— Wiz Khalifa

If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life?

— Anonymous

If I get stoned, and sing all night long... itsa family tradition.

— Hank Williams Jr

Rise and shine potheads, Mary Jane isn't going to hit Herself.

— Bob Marley

I now realize that taking drugs was like taking an aspirin without having a headache.

— Paul McCartney

It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics . . . dope and all that crap. It's a thousand times…

— Louis Armstrong

I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I…

— Afroman

There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change…

— Anonymous

Happy 420, Dont hate the smokers. Live your life and dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too.…

— Andy Warhol

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I…

— Afroman

Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no…

— Ralphie May

I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got…

— Anonymous

Instead of all of this energy and effort directed at the war to end drugs, how about a little attention to drugs…

— Abbey Hofmann

“I don’t look stoned?” My heart began to pound. The classic aim of a pothead is always to look perfectly straight—and if…

— Michael Chabon

After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart.…

— Anonymous

A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond…

— Bill Maher

I was a big pothead for a short period. That was what ticked me off that I shouldn't go near hard drugs,…

— Clive James

If the food were alive, would it think we were giants?

— Anonymous

When does cpr become necrophilia?

— Doug

Marijuana leads to pacifism and communist brainwashing.

— Anonymous

Some people go to high school... others go to school high.

— Anonymous

If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint.

— Teia Baxter

It'd be fun to have down syndrome, all bright eyed and wondering.

— Anonymous

I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

— Scary Movie

Rise and shine potheads, Mary Jane isnt going to hit herself.

— This_Chick_Pretty

As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

— Anonymous

I'm glad our last name isnt Drew cuz then youd be Nancy Drew and I'd be Andrew Drew.

— Andy