Possible Funny Quotes by Me Myself And I

Is it weird that I keep posting pictures because I think I'm going to run out in 2.5 seconds

— Me Myself And I

Give me reasons to smile, while I give you reasons to smile back.

— Me Myself And I

You just had to make me love you? Why couldn't you tell me you were going to break my heart? Did you really have…

— Me Myself And I

I love you Chelsea but my but looks netter. It must be the pink.

— Me Myself And I

Pretty? Maybe Ugly? Quite possible Funny? Your opinion 100% me? No doubt

— Me Myself And I

(::::::[ ]::::::) use this band aide to heal that dark soul sucking beast you call a heart

— Me Myself And I

It's late, you all say good night I say TURN UP!!!

— Me Myself And I

I used to think you were amazing. I would have done anything for you. I never thought that I would have to move on…

— Me Myself And I

You know your hurt when you look at him and your heart drops then suddenly you feel your soul go numb and a fake…

— Me Myself And I

Don't scream it. shout it. and when you leave it. believe it.

— Me Myself And I

Denial of greatness, is it's own failure.

— Me Myself And I

That awkward moment when you realize there's no candy in the van.

— Me Myself And I

I am lucky just to know him. :)

— Me Myself And I

Make up to a minimum <3

— Me Myself And I