“I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia.” — Ted Kosmatka Copy Share Image
“I been thinken'. when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!! get mad! I dont want your damn lemons! demand to see… — Cave Johnson Portal 2 Copy Share Image
“The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like… — Ted Kosmatka Copy Share Image
“Recent studies have shown that approximately 40% of authors are manic depressive. The rest of us just drink.” — Melodie Campbell Copy Share Image
“The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation. If any Aperture Science employee would like… — Ted Kosmatka Copy Share Image
“This is your fault. I'm going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don't even care, do you?” — J.K. Simmons Copy Share Image
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