“People in the city are poor because they are oppressed, discriminated against and alienated; people in the country are poor because they're too stupid to realize they ought to be living in the city.” — Garret Keizer Copy Share Image
“I'd probably put those salt and pepper shakers away now, David, because we're about to be visited by dribbling cannibal psychopath and we wouldn't… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“Teachers who complain 'These kids have no work ethic' couldn't be farther off the mark. The problem is not that these kids lack a… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“If God came to India, he'd have to come as bread. If God came to Willoughby union he'd have to came as what?” — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“If you can sustain the insight that people are doing the best they can--if you can maintain some faith that this is an insight--you're… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“People in the city are poor because they are oppressed, discriminated against and alienated; people in the country are poor because they're too stupid… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“Our advertising and even our arts convey the idea that we [Americans] as a society are brash, irreverent, and free of all constraint, when… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“I try to remember what I have too often forgotten to my peril: as far as teaching goes, when all you are is right,… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“Everyone believes in sin, the people who charge their peers with political incorrectness and the people who regard political correctness as the bogey of… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“We inculcate in our children the sensibilities of raccoons, a fascination with shiny objects and an appetite for garbage, and then carp about 'the… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“The bottom line here -- and I use the phrase with an eye to the mind-set that promotes these 'systems' -- is that I… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
“As we're told that 10 percent of all high school education will be computer-based by 2014 and rise to 50 percent by 2019, and… — Garret Keizer Copy Share
