Who is that?” “Your replacement.” “You replaced me with a shaved poodle?” “He's got mad skills. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
Love, Arthur, is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite, and personally I have my pride. — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! — Craig Shoemaker Copy Share Image
Love is the infinite placed within the reach of poodles. I have my dignity! — Louis-Ferdinand Celine Copy Share Image
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I grew up in New Jersey in the '80s. That means one thing: Big hair. ... I had big hair, my boyfriends… — Jancee Dunn Copy Share Image
I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES! — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a… — Michael Ian Black Copy Share Image
Rene looked at Grendel. “What in the world is that?” “That’s our mutant attack poodle,” I told her. “Is he chewing on… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Stotting is jumping upward with all four legs simultaneously. My advice: do not die until you've seen a large black poodle stotting… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix… — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. — George Graham Vest Copy Share Image
But loneliness is as delusive a belief in the pertinence of the world as is love: in choosing to feel lonely, as… — Yiyun Li Copy Share Image
But suppose your dæmon settles in a shape you don't like? Well, then, you're discontented, en't you? There's plenty of folk as'd… — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
It used to be on the Internet no one knew you were a dog. Now not only does everyone know that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Percy, meet Gladiola. Gladiola, Percy." I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
He was born in Bercy on the outskirts of Paris and trained in France, and while he knows a little Poodle-English, he… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
...The British press... [claimed that Tony] Blair was simply Bush's poodle - a favorite phrase, bewilderingly popular, although it made no sense… — Larry King Copy Share Image
Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums,… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“As we all know, poodles are a type of curly-haired dog preferred by petit bourgeois retirees, ladies very much on their own… — Muriel Barbery Copy Share Image
“Though all poodles bark snappily at the slightest provocation, they are particularly inclined to do so when nothing at all is happening.… — Muriel Barbery Copy Share Image
As a poodle may have his hair cut long or his hair cut short, as he may be trimmed with pink ribbons… — Daniel De Leon Copy Share Image
...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God. — Charles Kuralt Copy Share Image
These days it's hard to look at a poodle without thinking what a good meal he would make. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
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