“These pastoral-poet guys with their bleating goats and oaten pipes can stuff their phalaecean hendecasyllabics where the sun don't shine.” — David Wishart Copy Share Image
“My tongue tasted like a gladiator's jockstrap [Marcus Corvinus after a night out]” — David Wishart Copy Share Image
“These pastoral-poet guys with their bleating goats and oaten pipes can stuff their phalaecean hendecasyllabics where the sun don't shine.” — David Wishart Copy Share Image
“over again just what your husband said? Exactly, word for word, if you can.’ ‘If you want me to.’ She took a moment to… — David Wishart Copy Share Image
“the emperor had chewed off his balls and stuffed a one-way ticket to the Black Sea up his rectum [Marcus Corvinus explains what happened… — David Wishart Copy Share Image
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