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Plane Quotes by Anonymous

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A plane’s runway is described as a place where waiting won’t move the aircraft forward. The quotes warn that unskilled pilots end up in wreckage, and they claim that flying is safer than cycling. They also note that manners disappear at altitude and that time itself feels like a pilot.

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Bad news is...time flies..gud news is..ure de pilot

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The first time I ever saw a jet, I shot it down.

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Time flies, but you are the pilot.

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“To Score The Best Seat On A Plane”

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Airplanes are where manners come to die.

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Pilots are not the threat.

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You learn to know a pilot in a storm.

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Hope you have a safe, stab-free flight.

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Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempest.

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An aircraft may disappoint a good pilot, but it won't surprise him.

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What helicopters do in movies? 1% Fly around and then land safely. 99% Explode!

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I never understood why they have life jackets under our seats on planes instead of parachutes...

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Great, now theres not even a chance to meet a hot guy in the window seat on the plane. Thanks Dad.

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“Airlines ticket counter for Flight 77, bound for Los Angeles.Within the next 20 minutes,they would”

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Why do airplanes have flotation devices under the seats instead of parachutes?

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Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous.

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If I could turn this plane around I'd fly to where you are right now. Write your name into the sky. Hope…

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Things which do you no good in aviation: The sky above you. The runway behind you. The fuel still in the truck.…

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Governments have supported airlines as if they were local football teams. But there are just too many of them. This is the…

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Skydiving is something I've never done! And I am very excited to take the leap with a community of like-minded courageous women.

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Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers.

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Great pilots are made not born. . . . A man may possess good eyesight, sensitive hands, and perfect coordination, but the…

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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the…

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A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.

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“In 2012, the last year for which full numbers are available, 726 cyclists lost their lives nationwide — almost two a day.…

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Of all the inventions that have helped to unify China perhaps the airplane is the most outstanding. Its ability to annihilate distance…

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Other factors affecting the '109 as a combat plane include the small cramped cockpit. This is quite a tiring working environment, although…

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Get going. Move forward. Aim High. Plan a takeoff. Dont just sit on the runway and hope someone will come along and…

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“And then, more darkly, there was a list of professions that were out-of-bounds. You couldn’t be an airline pilot or a bus…

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In honoring the Wright Brothers, it is customary and proper to recognize their contribution to scientific progress. But I believe it is…

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“indistinguishable from Delta. Gumm said the pilot-training plan is another way in which Endeavor is rebounding as a top-flight passenger carrier. The…

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“Maine. 1.1 INSIDE THE FOUR FLIGHTS Boarding the Flights Boston:American 11 and United 175. Atta and Omari boarded a 6:00 A.M. flight…

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“I had a terrible premonition. His flight was to Miami. The old news footage flashed through my mind of Air Florida Flight…

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Me without you is like a plane that doesn't fly.

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Helicopters don't fly... they just beat the air into submission.

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I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane.

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Its a bird! its a plane! oh, wait, its just that flying fuck I dont give.

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It's a bird! It's a plane! Oh wait..It's the flying f*ck I will never give.

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Cool...got the middle seat on this next flight. Better chance of making new friends.

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The bad news is that time flies. The good news is that your the pilot.

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