Pizza Quotes · Page 15

Sex and pizza, they say, are similar. When it's good, it's good. When it's bad, you get it on your shirt.

— Mike Birbiglia

“For me, coffee was kind of like pizza-even when you got a bad piece, it was still pretty good.”

— Nicole Williams

I want to be as famous as midnight. As powerful as a gun. As loved as a pizza.

— Macy Gray

On Venus you could cook a 16-inch pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it out to the air. (Yes, I…

— Neil deGrasse Tyson

“My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.
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— Dora J. Arod

I love Italian food; you can't go wrong with Rosebud, and of course, I like Lou Malnati's pizza.

— Shanola Hampton

Of course I treat myself every now and then. Once a month I might have pizza and red wine and maybe a…

— Ricki-Lee Coulter

There was a pizza delivery robot from 2008, where I built a Prius to deliver pizza from downtown SF to Treasure Island.

— Anthony Levandowski

Since I first went to India twenty some years ago, there's been a palpable change. There's now pizza everywhere, meat is much…

— Neal Barnard

The first time I had a martini was on the 'Licorice Pizza' set, so in the movie, when my character is like,…

— Alana Haim

They chose the olive" "They must really like olives" "Forget it" "Now if she invented pizza that i can understand" -Percy to…

— Rick Riordan

People say, 'Oh God, you're name-dropping.' Well who else comes to your house when you're John Lennon? These were normal friends to…

— May Pang

[On Los Angeles:] This city is a hundred years old but try and find some trace of its history. Every culture is…

— Anne Finger

I never really knew what fine cuisine was when I was a little boy in Canada. For me, Italian food was 'Kraft…

— Sebastian Bach

I like coal fired. I'm definitely, generally, always a coal-fired guy. Crispy, don't do a ton of sauce, but kind of a…

— Dave Portnoy

“Tonight it was enough to be one of them. To be someplace where he always had a spot at the table, where…

— Rainbow Rowell

“I hung a large pizza over my window, because it was more delicious than curtains.”

— Jarod Kintz

I will argue with anyone in New York: we have the best pizza in Chicago and the best blues.

— Michael T. Weiss

Like everybody, I like pizza. You can't go wrong with that or a good cheeseburger.

— Christian Coleman

“If you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, its volume is pi*z*z*a.”

— John Lloyd

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything.

— Cameron Dallas

That's because Tod never brings anything but death and bad advice," I snapped. "That's not true." Tod tried to grin, "Sometimes I…

— Rachel Vincent

I grew up in Italy, so for me, Naples pizza is the only type of pizza that there really is.

— Laura Jane Grace

My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I'm a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese.

— Patti Stanger

“Life is like a pizza. It is good to eat. You better share your pizza with me. You greedy Piggy slob.”

— Jim Benton

As long as you give my friend Jonah Lehrer a free pizza, I'll write a song about your restaurant.

— Bob Dylan

I absolutely love Italian food. So pizza - like a margherita pizza, penne arbiota, a glass of wine. That's like my dream.

— Julianne Hough

I generally keep my diet pretty healthy, but if there's pizza, I'll eat it.

— Jaimie Alexander

Ohh Your Dating My Ex? Thats cool, I'm eating pizza. You Want Those Leftovers Too ?

— Kendall Jones

I would take the kids to 'take your kids to work day' at Fox. They'd all come in, mainly because we had…

— Steve Doocy

We live in an age when pizza gets to your house before the police... but pizza is better than the cops

— Drew Fonner

I don't really drink sodas, but when I have popcorn or pizza I need a little. It's the perfect combination.

— Alessandra Ambrosio

I still eat pizzas, I still like pies, I still have spaghetti hoops for breakfast... but it's in moderation now.

— Shane Warne

Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.

— Anonymous

I remember where I'm from. It's like, 'Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.' I still have the hat.

— Maxwell

Remember: Super Bowl is the biggest day of the year for pizza delivery - so no matter what happens in the game,…

— Frank Caliendo

“I want to live in a world where the need for pizza belittles that of war.”

— Jason Barnett

Pizza is a great segue into unfamiliar flavors - plus, you can pile on the veggies.

— Maneet Chauhan

Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. If you do not eat this pizza when you are…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

The guys in my band are great-we watch movies, we eat pizza, take walks, read books. Everybody has a really great sense…

— Lisa Loeb