They [Christian rednecks] were so stupid that they couldn't pour piss out of a boot even if the instructions were printed on… — Joe Bageant Copy Share Image
“My father always said that government is like watching another man piss in your boot. Someone feels better but it certainly isn't… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
The Organization of American States couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
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