Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
a windy March is lucky. Every pint of March dust brings a peck of September corn, and a pound of October cotton. — Julia Peterkin Copy Share Image
Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Love is not like the echo, which returneth only what is given; but, rather, like the pump, which returneth by the pail… — Ivan Panin Copy Share Image
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I don't know what kind of swag I'd get if I were extra Irish. It would just be, like, extra potatoes. Or… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
Alas! in nature, as in art, we gain only according to our capacity. You cannot put an ocean in a pint pot. — Flora Thompson Copy Share Image
Got to die of something," Giraldi observed. "Might as well put back a few pints while you wait to see what it… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
It is an amazing fact of human nature that one year we can be chopping each other up and the next year… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
I used to go to my local pub and it was like a sanctuary, nobody dared ask for an autograph. You went… — Phil Collins Copy Share Image
I order everything in. I won't save anything until later. I won't have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow… — Brigid Berlin Copy Share Image
I revere the memory of Mr. F. as an estimable man and most indulgent husband, only necessary to mention Asparagus and it… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I do miss the social aspect of sitting in a pub with a pint but you know what when I get down… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
...the sun looks down on nothing half so good as a household laughing together over a meal, or two friends talking over… — C. S. Lewis Copy Share Image
A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I just could not stand the idea of eating meat - I really do think that it has made me calmer… People's… — Kate Bush Copy Share Image
If any man has drunk a little too deeply from the cup of physical pleasure; if he has spent too much time… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
On occasions, after drinking a pint of beer at luncheon, there would be a flow into my mind with sudden and unaccountable… — A. E. Housman Copy Share Image
A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must have seen great changes since you were a young man," said Winston tentatively. The old man's pale blue eyes moved… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
The world is not checking in with us to see what skills we've picked up, what idea we've concocted, what dreams we… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
Neil [Gaiman, creator of the comic Sandman, featuring the Amos-based character Delirium] believes that faeries have gone beyond cool. They've transcended cool.… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
Big ideas come from the unconscious. This is true in art, in science, and in advertising. But your unconscious has to be… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
Take a quart of nature, boil it down to a pint, and the residue is art. — Austin O'Malley Copy Share Image
Like most of the world's population I'm into coffee, my perfect weekend would start with a pint of coffee. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Some miners would have 20 pints after a hard day in the mine. Now that we sit behind computers all day, this… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image