“He sat the silver disk between Poocher's shoulder blades. The pig turned around in a circle, as if he were trying to see the disk on his back, which his fat neck wouldn't allow. After his third revolution, he closed… — James Maxey Copy Share Image
“By the bones!" said Shay. "He has all seven!" "All seven what?" "The Potter biographies! The College of Spires only had five of the… — James Maxey Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, when we feel the greatest need to be alone, it's the moment we should most welcome the company of others.” — James Maxey Copy Share Image
“...I could now look down at ghostly fingers, wraith-like toes, and a phantom wang.” — James Maxey Copy Share Image
“I decided long ago that life's absurd. If you don't develop a sense of humor, it will drive you mad.” — James Maxey Copy Share Image
“He sat the silver disk between Poocher's shoulder blades. The pig turned around in a circle, as if he were trying to see the… — James Maxey Copy Share Image
“Holy’ is a word used to conceal a great deal of nonsense,” Blasphet said. “If we disregard the evidence of our senses, won’t that… — James Maxey Copy Share Image
