'know what? I am going to do something today. I'm not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I'm gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something. — Rachel Green Copy Share Image
So what am I supposed to do, run him under some hot water and bang his head against a table? — Rachel Green Copy Share
It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if… — Rachel Green Copy Share
Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies? — Rachel Green Copy Share
Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Michelle Pfeffer,Elizabeth Hurley, Dorothy Hamel? Honey you do know, she only spins like that on ice. — Rachel Green Copy Share
You know, Ben, when you were younger, you and I used to hang out all the time. I was your daddy's girlfriend. — Rachel Green Copy Share
You are so in style right now. You know, I work at Ralph Lauren and this season we have this whole equestrian thing going… — Rachel Green Copy Share
Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people… — Rachel Green Copy Share
Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring! My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks! — Rachel Green Copy Share
Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my… — Rachel Green Copy Share
I can't believe Chip dumped me for that slut, Nancy Branson. You know, I'm taking him back. I don't care how much he begs. — Rachel Green Copy Share
Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing. — Rachel Green Copy Share
Vanilla? I'm not vanilla. I've done lots of crazy things. I mean I got drunk and married in Vegas. — Rachel Green Copy Share
