I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is the difference between the Eiffel Tower and you? The Eiffel Tower is in Paris, you are in my heart — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How wonderful it is to be the man who is in the profession of making you happy — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(use when girl has a drink) ask for one of her ice cubes, then throw it on the ground and say there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you stand in front of a mirror holding eleven roses, you will see twelve of the most beautiful things in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive had a really bad day but it always makes me feel better when I see a pretty girl smile. Would smile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pick up lines for old people: Grandpa: Hey baby, you better call life alert, cause Ive fallen for you and cant get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what they say... that when you meet the love of your life, your heart skips a beat. Well, when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey girl. You're looking for a knight in shining armor. Well, I happen to be wearing the armor of God. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baby is that a phone in your back pocket? Because dat ass is calling me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
