I don't want Jeremy Clarkson anywhere near my shed or my toolbox or my piano. He's interested in fashionable restaurants and celebrity gossip - I'm not interested in those. — James May Copy Share Image
Men think that not being able to wire a plug somehow makes them more creative or intellectual. It just makes them morons. — James May Copy Share Image
I am actually a perfectly capable modern man who can cook, clean, wash, and find my way to places, but nobody believes it. — James May Copy Share Image
A car isn't a classic just because it's old. To be a classic, a car has to tell us something of its time. — James May Copy Share Image
I love a bicycle, and I haven't been without at least one since I was three years old. — James May Copy Share Image
There are very few things in real life on which I agree with Jeremy Clarkson, surprisingly few for people who have to make a… — James May Copy Share Image
I'm only a freelance TV presenter and, in many ways, it's all just been a massive fluke. — James May Copy Share Image
I'm conflicted because I like being in deserts. I find them sort of cleansing, but there's another part of me that hates dust. And… — James May Copy Share Image
I was a car journalist when I started on 'Top Gear.' It was all about cars. And then it all spun out of all… — James May Copy Share Image
