...playing with the Barbie-size keyboard on my new phone. Phones are like toys now. They fit in your pocket, light up and vibrate like joy buzzers. Plus, you can get-I mean, "access"-the Internet and find anything you want. Music. Maps.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
“Maybe he was destined to die under the fading shadow of a plastic dinosaur surrounded by pickpockets, hookers, and panhandlers, but at least he’d… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Now you are thinking like a thief. Fewer guns and more exits. We'll cure your cowboy ways yet. (Vidocq)” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“The clerk is looking at me. His expression hasn't changed. What I want to do is punch a hole in the front of the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Besides Getting my ass kicked, my main accomplishment on this trip has been to massacre an incredible number of completely innocent clothes. I'm the… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“So far, being dead is about as much fun as a barbed-wire G-string. Yes,” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Are you asking because you want to see if doc can turn you into a librarian when all this is over?" [p.240:]” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Most people are idiots. There's nothing worse than idiots who tell you their opinions.” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“I've never seen a Jade in full feral mode before. Candy's nails have curved out into thick claws. Her eyes are red slit pupils… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Words are weapons. They blast big bloody holes in the world. And words are bricks. Say something out loud and it starts turning solid.… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“Is killing someone always like this?” “Just the first couple of times. After that it’s like folding socks. But that’s just me.” She” — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
“So, why'd you come back?" " I'm going to kill some people," I tell him. I pour the Jack into the coffee. "Probably a… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share
