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A dog can teach you to shake off problems and keep moving forward. Pets often leave us feeling sad when they jump away, but they also give us funny moments like a drum solo on a belly. Studies say owners feel less lonely and more active, even though pets don’t talk.

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Awweee so adorable

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My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa.

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Peeves do not make very good pets.

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My cat and I have decided to stay in tonight.

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I'm fine with being a cat lady if dating you is the alternative.

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It still feels too soon to introduce you to my cat.

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Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.

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Jus got this on saturday !!! AMAZAYN

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Sorry I'm more emotionally available to my cat than I am to you.

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Pretending to die in front of your pet, to see if it tries to save you.

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I wish I enjoyed anything as much as my dog enjoyed everything.

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Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children.

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That moment of heartbreak when your pet jumps off your bed and leaves the room..

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Having a pet is the reason I only spend 97% of the day thinking about myself.

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I can always count on my dog to make me feel better about a bad hair day.

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Whenever I open the fridge, my dog looks at me like, 'Why don't you eat all the food?'

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The awkward moment when you pretend die infront of your pet and they dont move.

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I need a vacation from my vacation spent worrying about my dog in the kennel.

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He defends me, loves me and helps me…If only the people in my life was as loyal as my dog.

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How weird is it that we call certain animals pets and treat them like members of the family, and yet other animals…

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I need a man who is loyal and obedient...guess I need a dog!

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My dog growls at strangers because I can't.

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At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog he's adopted?

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I challenge you to find a more loyal pet on which to blame your farts.

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Sorry my parrot learned your sex noises.

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I just want someone to love me as much as I love my cat.

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My dog only eats top-quality organic treats and its own feces.

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I hate when my dog watches me pick up his shit, I feel like his bitch.

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Once you have those special pets in your life keep them with love.

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There is only one dangerous breed : humans...

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I'm one more bad relationship away from having to buy a cat.

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Let's adopt a dog for you to take care of.

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My cat has better manners than my friends.

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I take insults to my dog more personally than insults to myself.

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The best part of owning a dog is getting to leave places to go walk it.

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Thank goodness pets cant talk, they all know too much.

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I'm so glad my dog can't talk...he knows to much...

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We all love animals. Why do we call some 'pets' and others 'dinner?'

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When someone rings the doorbell my dog always assumes it's for him.

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I wish my friends thought I was as awesome as my dog thinks I am.

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