I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them, Filling an emptiness we don't even know we have. — Thom Jones Copy Share Image
Pet Sematary' is one of my favorite books of Stephen King and I have a deep love relationship with it. — Andy Muschietti Copy Share Image
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot… — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children. — Michael Morpurgo Copy Share Image
We make a mistake in thinking we own pets - the animals open their lives up and make us a part of… — Gary Paulsen Copy Share Image
See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?” A snort preceded his… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Evil thought is a dangerous pet. It is safer to play with it from behind the iron bars of circumstance. — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
But a hare, now, that is a different thing altogether. A hare is not a pet but a person. Hares are clever… — Elizabeth Goudge Copy Share Image
“I remember,' she breathed. 'Do you now?' He smiled, and just like everything else, it was a very Jacks-like smile. Sharper at… — Stephanie Garber Copy Share Image
The man behind the check-in counter gives the impression that he has just axe-murdered the motel's owner (and family, and family pet)… — Paul Quarrington Copy Share Image
The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national… — Chris Chocola Copy Share Image
Let children walk with Nature, let them see the beautiful blendings and communions of death and life, their joyous inseparable unity, as… — John Muir Copy Share Image
I read very one-note. Teacher's pet, Goody Two-shoes. I'd hate to be annoying. Who wants to see movies with someone annoying in… — Allison Williams Copy Share Image
Every thing, even the so-called timesaving device and energy-efficient machine, comes these days with an elaborate set of instructions for its care… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
I was extremely close to my dad. I think all daughters are very, very close. But I'm the youngest in the family… — Tulsi Kumar Copy Share Image
Maybe I was unpopular a bit because I was a teacher's pet. But even the teachers complained about me. They would say… — Walter O'Brien Copy Share Image
The dog which remembers only to bark and not to bite, and is led through the streets as a lady's pet, is… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
“Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat… — Munia Khan Copy Share Image
I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are… — James Herriot Copy Share Image
There is nothing wrong with professional pet owners and private breeders of exotic animals. And I would be the first to fight… — Joe Exotic Copy Share Image
I'm such an impulse buyer. I once went into a pet store for dog food and left with a fish tank and… — Colton Underwood Copy Share Image
To feed men and not to love them is to treat them as if they were barnyard cattle. To love them and… — Mencius Copy Share Image
Animals in different countries have different expressions just as the people in different countries differ in expression. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Laziness in my biggest pet peeve of all time. Get up, make a plan, do the work, and love yourself, people! — Dove Cameron Copy Share Image
If you have time to get your pet rabbit its own Instagram account, you have time to at least tweet about something… — Jameela Jamil Copy Share Image
My number one pet peeve is when my luggage wheels get stuck on the carpet in the airports. It is so annoying. — Jill Zarin Copy Share Image
Sweetheart, all men are animals. Feed us, pet us, and use a firm hand, and we'll worship at your feet. — Lora Leigh Copy Share Image
Your surroundings, home, personal care, pets, clothing & body are all reflections of how you see and express yourself. Do these reflect… — Christiane Northrup Copy Share Image
We must never allow the voice of humanity within us to be silenced. It is humanity's sympathy with all creatures that first… — Albert Schweitzer Copy Share Image
A social media pet peeve I have is when people get on the Internet crying. Like, why are you recording yourself crying?… — GloRilla Copy Share Image
I love pigs. I think they're very cute. I really want a pet pig, but those micro pigs, they don't stay micro. — Nicole Byer Copy Share Image
The sloth lives his life upside down. He is perfectly comfortable that way. If the blood rushes to his head, nothing happens… — Will Cuppy Copy Share Image
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Butch didn't live in his own place. He didn't spend his own money. He had no job, no future. He was a… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
America will tolerate the taking of a human life without giving it a second thought. But don't misuse a household pet. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
I cannot imagine not going home to animals. They are the closest thing to God; they don't harbor resentment. I wanted to… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
Kitten is in the animal world what the rosebud is in the garden; the one the most beautiful of all young creatures,… — Robert Southey Copy Share Image
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