May the IRS find that you deduct your pet sheep as an entertainment expense. — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
For us now, with the kids gone, we like the unconditional love you get from a pet. — Karen Pence Copy Share Image
Until one has loved an animal a part of one's soul remains unawakened. — Anatole France Copy Share Image
Face flushed, I shook my head and stared at my white-knuckled grip on the bed. Of all my pet peeves, condescending adults… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
For me a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of four legs, a happy tail, and… — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want. — Connie Stevens Copy Share Image
No one ever pretended that shopping for anything is a rational experience. If it were, would there be Fluffernutter? Laceless sneakers? Porkpie… — Jeffrey Kluger Copy Share Image
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Right,” I said. “So the baboon, the crocodile…any other pets I should know about?” Amos thought for a moment. “Visible ones? No,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There are people all over the world who like to write fan letters in the voice of their pet: 'Hello, my name… — Rebecca Hall Copy Share Image
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
If you're trying to cut down the distance travelled from the farm to your plate, it makes sense to do the same… — Sheherazade Goldsmith Copy Share Image
You belong with me, Scarlett, haven't you figured that out? And the world is where we belong, all of it. We're not… — Alexandra Ripley Copy Share Image
The more we learn of the true nature of non-human animals, especially those with complex brains and corresponding complex social behavior, the… — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
When I was a child and teenager I read whenever I had the opportunity, but since then I've found it hard to… — Louise Brown Copy Share Image
Ugh, puppy mills. These commercial breeding facilities are horrendous. The animals are kept in tiny wire cages, with little to no human… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
This is what you should do: love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to everyone that asks,… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
Geniuses are horrid, intolerant, easily offended, sleeplessly self-conscious men, who expect their wives to be angels with no further business in life… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
When we adopt a dog or any pet, we know it is going to end with us having to say goodbye, but… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs. — Connie Stevens Copy Share Image
The last word in ignorance is the man who says of an animal or plant: 'What good is it? — Aldo Leopold Copy Share Image
Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs. — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility. — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
... one pets what one degrades; and one has to support what one has enfeebled — Phyllis Bottome Copy Share Image
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Wildlife is decreasing in the jungles, but it is increasing in the towns. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because you have an exotic animal as a pet does not make you a danger or irresponsible. — Joe Exotic Copy Share Image
Why have a pet hate? Why should it be confined? My hate is both wide ranging and total. — Richard Ayoade Copy Share Image
