Pet Quotes · Page 25

I don't mind being called Maddy at all, but I mind the closeness that you assume you get by calling me by…

— R. Madhavan

Mrs. O' Leary is my pet. I couldn't let you stick a sword in her rump, now, could I? That might've scared…

— Rick Riordan

I get home at the end of the day and I don't want to talk. All I want to do is lay…

— Ellen DeGeneres

God put many animals here [on Earth] for pets, playthings and companions for us and our children, and we're still going to…

— David Berg

Every child should have mud pies, grasshoppers, water bugs, tadpoles, frogs, mud turtles, elderberries, wild strawberries, acorns, chestnuts, trees to climb. Brooks…

— Luther Burbank

Why would you want to do anything else but rescue a pet?

— Paul Shaffer

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time…

— Dana Gould

My sister wanted a cat for a pet... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.

— Chic Murray

Pets require feeding, training, affection and exercise, but in return they offer unconditional love and companionship.

— Jeanne Phillips

I have pet snakes.

— Jocelyn Wildenstein

From his soft fur, golden and brown, Goes out so sweet a scent, one night I might have been embalmed in it…

— Charles Baudelaire

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

— Lefty Gomez

Nothing gives me quite so much joy as when people tell me they've had their pets spayed or neutered.

— Bob Barker

I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose…

— Aaron Eckhart

When I was young I had a security blanket and a pet dog. The dog got sick and died and the blanket…

— Hugh Hefner

It might seem strange to feast on Guinea pig, but Ecuadorians love to eat cuy. Personally, I think it's a phenomenal alternative…

— Andrew Zimmern

Clouseau: Does yer dewg bite? Inn Keeper: No Clouseau: Nice Doggy (bends down to pet a dachshund - it snarls and bites…

— Peter Sellers

Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and…

— Phyllis Diller

We need to bring awareness to how great of a pet cats are.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.

— Warren Eckstein

I taught second grade for years before I became an art teacher, and I would always encourage the parents to get some…

— Karen Pence

We are pretty sure that we and our pets share the same reality, until one day we come home to find that…

— Merrill Markoe

I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed…

— Jane Siberry

I'm riding you with a slack rein, my pet, but don't forget that I'm riding with curb and spurs just the same.

— Margaret Mitchell

I came to the table, pulled up a chair, and sat. “Everyone brought a pet. I feel left out.” An enthusiastic howl…

— Ilona Andrews