The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show. — Graham Norton Copy Share Image
If it was possible for me to adopt, I probably would, but no one's going to let me adopt. — Graham Norton Copy Share
I've heard other gay people say when they were growing up they felt 'foreign.' Growing up, I was able to label these feelings as:… — Graham Norton Copy Share
I always say I'd rather be miserable by myself than unhappy in a relationship. — Graham Norton Copy Share
The BBC will always be attacked by whoever is in government. It is that George Bush thing of 'If you're not with us you… — Graham Norton Copy Share
My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to come in on Friday. We were like, 'okay, if… — Graham Norton Copy Share
It sounds deeply shallow, but for brief spells every member of the public can be fascinating. — Graham Norton Copy Share
Where I get bored is when I show up for a shoot and they want me to wear a feather boa. Too obvious a… — Graham Norton Copy Share
In my experience the difference between a straight and a bisexual is about four pints — Graham Norton Copy Share
