A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
In Bollywood, people struggle because there is a new person joining every week, who joins an assembly line of people who are… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I got 'Delhi Belly' and 'Badmaash Company' because people from the production house had seen my stand-up comic acts in a DVD… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I'm kind of a rebound junkie. So. when a relationship goes sour, I look at the sweetness in life elsewhere. So, I… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
A lot of people do comedy about India, but they're not from India. It's a Kwik-E-Mart perspective. I want to provide a… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
You realise the responsibility of carrying a film on your shoulders when people are investing money in you and they recognise the… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I am honestly very intimidated when I meet new people and they expect me to be the onscreen Vir. On stage, I… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
If you are known to do something well, people want to see you do that. But what you choose to do is… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Someday social media might, hopefully in some small measure, wake up to the fact that other people's failures are not your successes. — Vir Das Copy Share Image
It's very important to not repeat yourself. After 'Delhi Belly,' I was offered 40 'Delhi Belly's and you can't do that! So 'Revolver Rani'… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
While Mumbai is a melting pot of cultures, Delhi is made of community, and we can see these lines quite clearly. An aunty from… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
It might sound cliched, but choosing the right script is crucial. I think 'Badmaash Company' was a very big break for me because it… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
I feel like I share a great relationship with my audience where they trust my judgment and choice of films and sense of comedy. — Vir Das Copy Share Image
In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my shirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Whatever movies I sign, they have to get me out of my comfort zone. Otherwise, I would get bored very easily. — Vir Das Copy Share Image
If you are known to do something well, people want to see you do that. But what you choose to do is up to… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
For me, it is very important to believe in the kind of movies I do. 'Rang De Basanti' made me feel good about Indian… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
Delhi women - they're the most beautiful women! But the fact remains that they know they are gorgeous. — Vir Das Copy Share Image
A lot of people do comedy about India, but they're not from India. It's a Kwik-E-Mart perspective. I want to provide a genuine view… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
