I don't think people realize how many scripts you write that go nowhere. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
There are a huge amount of people who sell a TV pilot every year, but most of them never get produced. It's… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when people don't like our movies, we're like, 'I'm with you.' — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
You write a spec, and you pour your heart and soul and life into a spec, and you think that spec is… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
L.A. is like an oil rig. It's not pretty. It's awful. The air is bad, the view is bad, the people are… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
Sometimes when you do a whole script, you hand it off, and it gets rewritten by a bunch of people, and people… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
People fight in New Orleans about what's the best po'boy, and Domilise's always comes up. It's the best one I've ever had. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
The State trained us to make other people's terrible jokes work, which is the other part of the game when you're here. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
What happens is, you write a spec, people get it, they see your writing, they see you're good, they bring you into… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
The 'Reno' movie is very solid. 'Balls of Fury' I'm pretty disappointed in - I blame myself. People hate both of those… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
You need to know that going in, and you also need to be able to write all the time. So when somebody looks at… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
Not taking criticism of your writing personally is an enormous step towards surviving the studio system. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I don't think people realize how many scripts you write that go nowhere. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
If you have a writing partner that you don't share a work ethic with, it's doomed. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
We joke a lot about how, in Hollywood, the writer is one step below the doormat. That's not self-loathing. That's true! — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
For a living I write stuff that I know is gonna sell to a studio and make a lot of money at the multiplex. — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
There are a huge amount of people who sell a TV pilot every year, but most of them never get produced. It's very easy… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
It's much easier to get your material out to the public now than it was in 1988, when you basically had to get onto… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image