Oompa-Loompa Land?” He shook his head. “No way. Orange people give me the creeps. I don’t even like fake tans. I’d never be their king. — Larissa Ione Copy Share
It wasn't a kiss, human, so don't get excited." She sputtered in outrage. "I don't know what putting your lips on someone… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
Still amazes me that people spend more time researching a new vehicle than they do the religion they entrust their souls to. — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“Sort of. I can feel the arrangement of the virus or bacteria or whatever. And once I learn it, I can replicate that specific disease." She shot Conall a smirk. "Khileshi cockfire is a favorite." Wraith laughed. Conall paled. Eidolon looked at her like she was responsible for every case of the excruciating, dick-shriveling venereal disease he'd ever treated. The… — Larissa Ione Copy Share
I wonder what disgusts you more, the fact that I’m a demon, or the fact that when I touch you, it doesn’t matter. — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“Kiss me again without my permission, " she whispered against his lips, "and I'll geld you and sell your balls to a Ruthanian specialty… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
We’ve always assumed The Aegis is all-knowing highly trained and organized but it’s nothing but a cult, isn’t it ? The weak and uneducated… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
She licked again, taking her time,even though she didn't need to; her first stroke numbed the bite site. No, this second taste was for her, not him, and there was no lying about that. "I'm starting to feel like a Tootsie Pop, here" he rasped. She couldn't contain a smile. " Yes... how did that old commercial go?" She licked… — Larissa Ione Copy Share
“I’m Trey. And you are…?” “Intolerant of jackasses who fuck with my female.” — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
I'll listen to you, but you need to treat me with a little respect. Because it doesn't sound like I'm a pawn. Sounds like… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. “What is this? Vampire porn?” “Yep.” “Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
“You named your son’s pet after a rabid monster dog?” “No,” Thanatos growled. “Wraith did. Bastard taught the pup to respond to Cujo, and… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
